January 2012
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shardsofpornography:
Glassjaw - Jesus Glue
I wish my dog could text.
December 2011
Anonymous asked: nic made a grafic of u
80% of my day is spent thinking about food & the other 20% is devoted to picturing what my dog’s parents looked like.
i-used-to-be-sit-on-my-face asked: You're beautiful
crushingfears replied to your post: Any elderly black women out there interested in…
Were you there the time I cooked omelets for e’rryone?
Yes and they were so good! Come be my elderly black woman!!
Any elderly black women out there interested in cooking me breakfast every morning?
BUSTACHIMES, GIRL.
asilentsiren:
You found me.
keklekekkeke you reblogged from me :3
I looked all through my closet but I can’t find that one shirt that makes me look like I have a soul.
glassonbothsides replied to your photo: It’s Friday and I’m in love with my buffalo…
y u no luv me anymore?
idk how you dare make these accusations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 tags
this day is like a limp dick
finn-thehuman replied to your post: what do you think is the best way of getting…
Develop a bacteria that requires you eat McDonalds french fries or you’ll die, and inject yourself with it. Claim you contracted the disease from McDonalds food and threaten to sue. Enjoy a lifetime of free french fries.
genius
what do you think is the best way of getting mcdonalds to sign a contract agreeing to give me unlimited french fries?
3 tags
crippledbyyouth replied to your post: I followed you for two blocks after I saw you at Viva la Waffle the other day
That’s that real stalking.
fortressofself replied to your post: I followed you for two blocks after I saw you at Viva la Waffle the other day
anon just wanted t follow you in real life like he does on the internet
WHY
