March 2012
tasteslikealicia asked: looooooooooove your page! combo of all my fave things xoxo
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Patrick: Is that Metallica??
Me: No... that's Fall Out Boy...
Ellen Degeneres for President.
When I was 6, I wanted a gold Porsche with the license plate “U WISH.” And that was the 1st time my dad called me an asshole.
February 2012
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Sometimes I’ll see a nice riding mower and I’ll think to myself, “I bet Hank Hill would like that.”
Aladdin you didn’t fool anyone w/ that American accent you ARABIC MAGIC-CARPET RIDING FRAUD
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“Every day you gotta wake up and be yourself even if you suck, especially if you...”
– Patrick Stump (via trohmen)
What if u weren’t allowed to combine different cheeses?! Like what if it was against the law?!
someone take me to disney world!!! i will luv ya 5 ever.
i burned my boobs with my pizza. i never thought that the thing i loved most would turn its back on me
